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The Official Battleheart Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Battleheart, REAL BATTLEHEART. This site is awesome. My name is Christopher and I can't stop thinking about Battleheart. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Battleheart are mammals.
2. Battleheart play solo duels ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Battleheart is to flip out and play songs about pirates.
Weapons and gear:
Keytar Steel
Cannons
Testimonial:
Battleheart can play anything they want! Battleheart have cannonfire in their songs ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that Battleheart were eating at Nancy's Harbour Cafe. And when some dude dropped a spoon Battleheart out-soloed the whole town. My friend Kai said that he saw Battleheart uppercut some kid just because the kid didn't know how to solo.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Battleheart have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will make you walk the plank!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Battleheart are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Battleheart are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start a pirate metal band next year. I love Battleheart with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Battleheart?
A: Battleheart are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they're pirates, but on the other hand, Battleheart play harmonised solos.
Q: I heard that Battleheart always have cannonfire in their songs. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Battleheart can have songs that are cannonless OR totally awesome.
Q: What do Battleheart do when they're not soloing or firing cannons?
A: Most of their free time is spent drinking ale in taverns, but sometime they have pirate hoe-downs. (Ask Kai if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of Kai Hansen showing off.
He's almost as talented as Battleheart,
which is bragable.